HEARING AIDS..... YEAH I'M THE NEW STEVE AUSTIN!

Yeah disregard the little yellow man! How is everyone? been away for a few months, nothing personal just been a bit lazy and trying to sort some of my own shit out.

Yeah just been trying to get rid of a load of garden waste, I shall not go into it as it makes me whistle with anger. Well I will I have just short of a metric ton of conifer toppings in my drive way that don't fit in my green bin. I tried to fly tip it at the park at he end of the road at 5 am the other morning and only fucked off two branches before i fell on my gate on the ice and winded myself and pissed off back to bed to wank some breath and warmth into my body.

As some of you may know about a year ago some pikeys really beat the shit out of me for no reason what so ever and its caused some issues with me..........i.e I hate and will kill them all. But in day to day life I because of them I have lost my sense of smell and am pretty much deaf....... not DEF..... just deaf. Been able to cope with a loss of hearing for a while but its got really tart of late and I have to get not one but two hearing aids.

I havn't got them yet and was mortified when i realized i was an ear spastic but I'm a nosey bugger and to have my hearing back would be MASSIVE.

I'm going cheap on this one with the NHS to provide the aids just to see if they work enough to buy the bad boy tuned ones from some opticians somewhere.

Yeah I heard that!............. anyone fancy setting up an anti pikey leage????

HAPPY NEW YEAR Y'ALL

Yeah Normal service to return in the next few days ..................... In the mean time enjoy the arse balloon and watch the video!

LATERS YEAH!