Had some colour plopped in the lines from a couple of weeks ago today. I'm very happy with it, however had to stop at the shading and orange and yellow as it knocked the shit out of us a bit. Can't wait for a bit of healing and some blue and white to complete. Now I always thought I had a good threshold for pain, never used to cry when I fell off my BMX when I was a kid and scraped my hands and knees and don't smash the place up when I hit my funny bone. But an extended bit of needling of late has killed us. So Ive come to the conclusion that I'm glad I'm not a woman. Monthly menstruation....... No thanks, I go on a bike ride every 28 days; that's my monthly cycle and as for child birth........ just fuck off.
Really good tattoo session this time again with laughs and beer and stuff throughout which ended with Porkchop the dog sat on my knee with a very sticky ear from ice cream topping all over it and Ol's little boy watching on almost curling inside out in expectation for a telling off as he'd got the dog sticky and Ollie found him upstairs at one point with all the hobs on experimenting the only way four year olds can!
Now it's July already more or less. That's come round remarkably quick again. I only think about this as It'll soon be my birthday and another year will have shuffled round my mortal coil without me noticing and I'm now officially entering my late 30's. Yeah I'll be 36. But I'm looking in the mirror and I'm looking old too. Have you seen that last Beastie Boys video where they're still being DEF but you cant help thinking they look like your Uncles on a stag do trying desperately trendy in their old breakdance the movie gear...... Yeah that's me too!
See that I just said DEF like it still means something. Didn't realise people stopped saying it until last year when someone asked me to stop being rude about ear spastics.
But no shock horror! being in your 30's is ace there's loads of stuff that's better than your 20's in the whole. Firstly your insurance and other things just get cheaper and to be honest I'm inpatient to get to my fifties just so I can take out some more life insurance and get a free coffee maker and Parker pen from SAGA. You also have more control over your environment, you don't let just anyone into your lives and you treat things like Facebook responsibly, I have a grand total of 65 Facebook friends at the minute, and I have all of their phone numbers too.... on the most part before they were FB friends. You are generally better off than you were in your twenties too and have less to worry about and you know your strengths and weaknesses better too so you won't endeavor into something you know your going to be right shit at.
The main thing I've discovered about my thirties is that I've come to realise that adults in the main are an absolute joke! When I were a kid I thought adults were the most amazing creatures I'd come across. They could do stuff I couldn't, kick a football higher than I could, ride a bike better than I could ever wish and laugh at jokes that I didn't understand and really like Irish folk music too............. For the record as I've got older mind I've heard them jokes again and again and still don't understand them plus no matter what anyone says Foster and Allen are still mind bogglingly shite! Seriously I remember turning up for the first day of my Sunday job aged 12 rolling contact adhesive (stickyback plastic) in Trafford Park in Manchester it was 1987. The bus journey there was OK I was really excited by seeing the Kelloggs factory and loads of diesel trains flowing through it while listening to Terence Trent D'Arby on my Binatone Walkman. But when I got off the bus and was looking for the warehouse I never felt so small even though I was a big moon faced fat cunt back then, loads of real MEN walking about in overalls with bacon butties, swearing and smoking and stuff. I nearly found myself running to the nearest policeman and giving him my Mums telephone number and pretending to be a spaccer and telling him I ran away from home.
Didn't stop there either when I found the warehouse and started work I just got the piss ripped out of us for about a year. Just tons of really intelligent fat jokes, like every time I went near anyone work station to ask a question they all made a point of hiding their packed lunches and saying it wasn't for me and even the tea lady coming round and serving everyone mugs of tea with the company logo on and mine served in a pint pot. Fuckers, saying that they're all probably dead of the cold or lung disease now. But they did ingrain into me my love of hip hop and Manchester music that was starting to boil up at that time.
But these were guys who knew what they were doing, just did it, did it well and had a laugh along the way. Now this I don't think you see anymore.
taken me to the courts for the years payment as...... according to my solicitor......... its been applied to the wrong account too....... Fucking HOW????.......... Perfic!....... But when you call all you get is.............
"Takemetoahappyplacetakemetoahappyplacetakemetoahappyplacetakemetoahappyplace," until you just get fucked off and either leave or put the phone down and write a letter, they can generally deal with that better as they can leave it in a tray on their desk until you ring again and pretend they never got it until you say you have proof of postage at which point you can almost hear an office chair get sucked up their own anus which had been twitching like a rabbits nose already.
meh! I give up to be honest. With problems there's a solution and generally a solution can be found in minutes. A problem arises when someone is wrong and someone is right.
Fuck me though try and find someone who will take responsibility now days! Well come and see my friends and colleagues they will. NONE OF THEM WORK FOR THE COUNCIL OR UNITED UTILITIES THOUGH. You may remember in a previous post where I mentioned I got Alton Towers water bill. I thought this was now sorted out when I got a revised bill off £198.43. It wasn't, they just split into three unrelated amounts. I only found this out when I called to pay it on Tuesday and was questioned when the outstanding was going to paid???????......... They're sending an engineer now!..........Proper spastics again.
So I have some badges to print out and wear.
By the way the second image if you want to copyright it you can, the first one you can't as you see it displayed by all the Eastern European teenage porn models......... well in my brain you do, Julia Sunrace does she's my friend on Facebook! FACT!.................... don't ask I don't know either just woke up on a Sunday it was there.
Anyways SAFE Peoples I'm off to the shop in my RUN DMC jacket and buy some beer, It looks like this.
Then when I get in I'm going to do the beer in and do in some of this while dressed in a smoking jacket telling myself stories and jokes I've already heard with the Curiosity Killed The Cat and Roachford on in the background really loud until the neighbours complain!
I'm in work tomorrow at 8.30. So why do this?........................ I'll tell you.
'COS I'M AN ADULT SO I'M A FUCKING IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAAY!
Hey keep pegged all the radio shows start in a few weeks. Don't know much about it yet but they'll be available through Itunes as podcast and live through Facebook and Spreaker, don't know how that works really beyond my tech knowledge but I'll find out.... ie. problem/solution thing. Milligan and Myself had a sort of production meeting last night for about five minutes then we just had pints and stuff. But its going to be good lots of un PC chat, very very very very ill jokes and even local bands n stuff. If you don't know Mill he's the Poet Bastard of Cumbria, done a tour an all! To give you an idea I'll tell you one of his jokes he told me a couple of years ago
"Two square meals a day and a shag every night....... Yeah that Elizabeth Fritzels got fuckin' loads to complain about hasn't she!"
Yeah you can see where this going cant you!
SAFE, DEF, DOPE..................... PEACE EVERYONE!!!!!
WORD YEAH!