Right so here we are August........ A fine month, probably the best month going mainly as I was born it. So sorry not posted for a while but I've been pretty busy doing stuff and also Planet Earth has been rotating pretty serenely and there hasn't been much to write about iether........ well nothing that I'd bother about anyway.
So what have I been up to then? Well I'm putting my land up for sale which is proving to be a bit of a chore as I have to re-apply for the planning permission again as its been nearly eight years since I got it and I've also been getting broadband fitted to my rural Cumbrian palace, well it all went live yesterday and to be honest I feel a bit of luddite for not doing it sooner in the last 24 hours its a rev-a-fucking-lation. I did the full hit with BT and got unlimited broadband, BT vision with all the boxes ticked and a land line with free local and national calls........ probably wont use that as I don't know anyone else with a land line but hey its there. The BT Vision is actually really good its got iplayer and loads of films I like on it all for free but the broadband is ace. I've been using mobile internet for three years now and although it's been alright my usage has started rise a bit and on average my bill for it's been hitting about £170.00 and that's not for using massive amounts either. Anyway all in now, for everything, less than £40.00..... So that's £130.00 to spend on slaves and prostitutes... every month!
Saying that probably won't spend too much on the brass as internet porn has become useable again! It's a delight no buffering screen or anything. Seriously in previous endeavors of trying to, "Tow myself around the cabin" I'd have to wait about a minute before the free clip of a pregnant woman shitting on a dwarf 2 came on. Now it just springs into life immediately. This over the years has seemed to led to a slight psychological problem as I was trying to watch a news report on my phone and as soon as the buffering screen came up I started to get a party groin, I hope that doesn't continue as I might go down in medical history as the only man in the world who's turned his own pan handle into an electronic Pavlov's Dog!
Yeah got some weights too, might get em out the box tomorrow. Well been getting some tattoo's done and realised my arms looked like pipe cleaners, and as the tattoos are really good and they're going to continue ... Cheer Ol!... they can't be displayed on scrawny shams. Anyway I do respond quickly to excersise so give it six weeks and I'll be rocking the gun show and I might even take in a sunbed so I can go from blue to white! When that comes into play I really feel sorry for women when I walk past them in the street as they'll suddenly stop and get all confused and wonder why thier lady place has gone BANG like a bomb and the can hear Corduroy's track Lovely Lonely and Loaded in thier heads!
this is corduroy they are ace
Right so enough about me, as you may have noticed England has started to go completely batshit over the last few days. It started in London, gone to Birmingham, Liverpool (just for the looting), Manchester, Nottingham......... meh I give up.
Now I grew up in the eighties and the country was rife with riots, Brixton x 2, Toxteth, Moss Side, Dumcree etc. But these all had intelligent political agenda and propaganda attatched to them and it was during a time of a fairly opressive Tory Gouvernment and people trying to do something to make a difference, not in a particularly constructive way but it had a reason.
Lets cut to roughly 25 years later. Now I'm going to generalise this a bit but the Police shoot a fella, yeah doesn't happen too often, he had a gun; blank firer on something that's yet to disclosed and it caused a bit of an uprising. Fair enough, but it descended into this.
Yeah... looting. As anyone with a microscopic grasp on life realises if you have a beef with an authority a decision to protest doesn't mean you go and rob all the local businesses....... like an uneducated shitehawk.
Now the above photo isn't the one I was looking for as the one I was after actually features kids passing out boxes of shoes while a young chavvy bird is actually trying a pair on before she makes a considered theft??? and this is where it all goes wrong as it's not a riot any more its all about looting and just being bold bastards.
I'm pretty disgusted with the whole county to be brutally honest and if I was David Camer...... Oh hang on Nick Cl.............. actually who is our Prime Minister? Does anyone know?.......... Do they Know?...... Anyway if I was running the country I'd step in and grab some silly riot cunt knock the shite out of them and address the croud, " What you doing? This is like Paris in 2005, so what are you? British or French?" At which point I'd expect them to go yeah see your point and go home but due to the fact that the education system is brutal most probably wont even know where Paris or Fracne is and will start muttering about Muslims and Blacks and go off again.
Will it happen in Carlisle?.................... doubt it. The only people that would do it would run out of ideas after they've looted Brighthouse (the weekly scumstrap store) and Sports Direct oh and possibly Tesco but all that would go missing from there is 3 litre bottles of cheap cider and they'd probably leave all the 50 and 60 quid bottles of single malt! The only thing that worries me round here is if it does go off Pikies getting involved. They are genetic thieves and will be wondering where to take thier Merit 41 to. well as long as they stay away from me is fine. last one to knock on my door looks like this now
be compost soon
So lets see whats going to happen Yeah!
